Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground.
tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

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/ Posted on Sep 29 2014 at 7:45am via yareliess with 338,663 notes
/ Posted on Sep 26 2014 at 9:51pm via kiradax with 228,141 notes

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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/ Posted on Sep 26 2014 at 9:50pm via drinklust with 181,499 notes

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

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/ Posted on Sep 26 2014 at 9:41pm via gohelloflo with 233,296 notes

cassbones:

take-liberties:

gohelloflo:

This is a truly amazing story of twin sisters separated at birth who discovered each other at age 25 through social media (see Facebook message above in which Anais reached out to Samantha for the first time). One lives in London and the other in L.A. and the two have shared a close bond since meeting. They recently took a trip together to their birthplace, Seoul, Korea, and now they’re hoping to make a film together about their story. Check out their kickstarter campaign here. Story via buzzfeed.

"I DON’T WANT TO BE TOO LINDSAY LOHAN."

GUYS ONE IS FROM LONDON AND THE OTHER IS FROM CALIFORNIA I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW PARENT TRAP THIS IS

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/ Posted on Sep 26 2014 at 9:28pm via nbc.com with 183,672 notes

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/ Posted on Sep 26 2014 at 9:22pm via annabellehector with 86 notes
/ Posted on Sep 24 2014 at 10:26am via sizvideos with 313,619 notes
/ Posted on Sep 24 2014 at 10:23am via asterkid with 423,285 notes

deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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umhols:

impala-outside-221b:

witchlingfumbles:

allthingshyper:

shadowstep-of-bast:

hate-my-human:

secretcallgirl:

kokilax:

randomizeyourmind:

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 
- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

This is perfect

BLESS THIS PERSON

I BOW TO THIS INTENTION

Can we talk about how beautifully this turns rape culture on its head? Instead of “If they weren’t dressed like that they wouldn’t have been raped” THIS IS LITERALLY “IF THEY HADN’T TRIED TO RAPE SOMEONE THEY  WOULDN’T HAVE SPIKES IN THEIR DICK”*

almost everyone I tell about thus go ‘its so cruel! Its inhumane!’whAT IS RAPE THEN!?!

LOVE

umhols:

impala-outside-221b:

witchlingfumbles:

allthingshyper:

shadowstep-of-bast:

hate-my-human:

secretcallgirl:

kokilax:

randomizeyourmind:

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

This is perfect

BLESS THIS PERSON

I BOW TO THIS INTENTION

Can we talk about how beautifully this turns rape culture on its head? Instead of “If they weren’t dressed like that they wouldn’t have been raped” THIS IS LITERALLY “IF THEY HADN’T TRIED TO RAPE SOMEONE THEY  WOULDN’T HAVE SPIKES IN THEIR DICK”*

almost everyone I tell about thus go ‘its so cruel! Its inhumane!’
whAT IS RAPE THEN!?!

LOVE

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/ Posted on Sep 23 2014 at 10:03pm with 429,022 notes
bonercontrol:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past


WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????

bonercontrol:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????

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/ Posted on Sep 23 2014 at 10:28am via dilfgod with 252,297 notes
minazarei:


asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

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/ Posted on Sep 22 2014 at 9:35pm via sniffing with 269,852 notes

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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