Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground.
/ Posted on Jul 28 2014 at 1:35pm via gay8 with 54,927 notes
gay8:

God

gay8:

God

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funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

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/ Posted on Jul 28 2014 at 1:31pm via ultrafacts with 242,702 notes
/ Posted on Jul 25 2014 at 11:53am via dutchster with 7,086 notes

dutchster:

when you lean forward in the car the seatbelt is like “WAIT TOO FAST I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE” like aw someone cares about me

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/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 7:11pm via y2kid with 450,946 notes

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

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/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:41pm with 278,797 notes

digbysellars:

when ppl compliment u

image

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thatawkwardblondechick:


The tweet that saved the entire female population

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

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/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:39pm via grates with 154,891 notes

grates:

grates:

im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination 

image

this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it

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/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:38pm via collegehumor with 70,893 notes
I would attend

I would attend

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/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:34pm with 379,327 notes
/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:32pm via churchvan with 163,890 notes

churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

(via bringme-thepizzas)

/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:28pm via emmiebar5 with 161,348 notes
emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

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/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:21pm via hokeyfright with 134,593 notes
/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:17pm via whataregifs with 556,106 notes
/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:15pm with 47,260 notes
centifolias:

why he lick me

centifolias:

why he lick me

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