Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground.
midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

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/ Posted on Aug 18 2014 at 8:27pm via vinebox with 98,456 notes
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  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
sniffing:

perks-of-being-chinese:

sexting on facebook

 im feeling sexually harassed

sniffing:

perks-of-being-chinese:

sexting on facebook

im feeling sexually harassed

(via dutchster)

/ Posted on Aug 18 2014 at 8:17pm via chicgarden with 112 notes
/ Posted on Aug 18 2014 at 8:17pm via bonvivanski with 53,179 notes
/ Posted on Aug 18 2014 at 8:09pm with 193,391 notes

Good handjob tips:

  1. Put your mouth on it.

(via chicgarden)

trekkiee:

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

(via casualitied)

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

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/ Posted on Aug 17 2014 at 10:03pm via evancrossing with 87,910 notes
/ Posted on Aug 17 2014 at 10:03pm with 242,430 notes

squiter-bites:

got-street-savoir-faire:

So we took some pictures of my new kitty and our old cat

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sir

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young sir 

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please sir

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i would be quite grateful if you

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please young sir

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please stop

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i didnt sign up for this

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sir

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help me

GOD I LOVE CATS

(via her-daddys-little-princess)

/ Posted on Aug 17 2014 at 7:42pm via tattooidea with 58,075 notes
tattooidea:


"Underneath the footprints it says “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” in clear UV-reactive ink"
 

 
The Harry Potter geek in me just freaked out.

tattooidea:

"Underneath the footprints it says “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” in clear UV-reactive ink"

 

 

The Harry Potter geek in me just freaked out.

(via orgasmic-humor)