Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground.
/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 7:11pm via y2kid with 416,702 notes

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

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/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:41pm with 272,957 notes

digbysellars:

when ppl compliment u

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thatawkwardblondechick:


The tweet that saved the entire female population

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

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/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:39pm via grates with 152,325 notes

grates:

grates:

im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination 

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this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it

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/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:38pm via collegehumor with 60,495 notes
I would attend

I would attend

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/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:34pm with 375,569 notes
/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:32pm via churchvan with 156,618 notes

churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

(via bringme-thepizzas)

/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:28pm via emmiebar5 with 156,368 notes
emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

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/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:21pm via hokeyfright with 121,517 notes
/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:17pm via whataregifs with 542,386 notes
/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:15pm with 45,637 notes
centifolias:

why he lick me

centifolias:

why he lick me

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(via tiger-cub)

/ Posted on Jul 24 2014 at 6:07pm with 39,089 notes
thisonetimeat-bandcamp:

I HAVE NO WORDS

thisonetimeat-bandcamp:

I HAVE NO WORDS

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